Aside from gif #5, this summarizes my entire sexual experience with LadyHawk. ESPECIALLY the last one.
Didn’t expect to get some wisdom dropped on me by a garden hose today. I spent a good while trying to correct/fix the kinks in the hose that were messing it up until I realized: it was already messed up when I got here, the kinks have permanently changed the shape of the hose, and there’s nothing I can do about it.
Translation: the people you meet come pre-messed up, so stop blaming yourself for their issues.
ONCE UPON A TIME
a prince asked a beautiful princess
Will you marry me?
the princess said
and the prince lived happily ever after.
You may shoot me with your words
You may cut me with your eyes
You may kill me with your unforgiveness
But still, like air, I’ll rise.
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
An atheist’s take on talking to others about your religion:
“I’ve always said that I don’t respect people who don’t proselytize. I don’t respect that at all. If you believe that there’s a heaven and a hell, and people could be going to hell or not getting eternal life, and you think that it’s not really worth telling them this because it would make it socially awkward—and atheists who think people shouldn’t proselytize and who say just leave me alone and keep your religion to yourself—how much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize? How much do you have to hate somebody to believe everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?
I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe that truck was bearing down on you, there is a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that.”
you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin
OH MY GOD
This the kinda shit I need to see more often
this hit me kinda hard
Tattoo’s are different… TATTOO’S DON’T CHANGE!
Actually, they do.