when people are ‘correctors’ like yes, i find it attractive for someone to tell me that i’m wrong, stupid, and ill-informed every five minutes thank you SIR THEODORE EVELYN MOSBY
#tbt Toronto days, scouting street art. Miss it tonnes. #toastgraffiti
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Sometimes I think looking at dating websites makes me even more sure that there’s not a person out there for me. Kinky? Not Christian. Christian? Not into my piercings, my kid, or my kinks. Kinky & Christian & abstaining till marriage?
HAH they’re not online, at least.
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
PSH. If you know what you’re doing, you can go outside OR inside.
HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.
Literally me if I ever try to be a parent
omfg it just keeps getting funnier
This is like me with my kids in the dojo >.>